This article is based on my experience at Ladoke Akintola University of technology Lautech and I trust that this is also peculiar to every other institution across the nation.
When it comes to exam, I barely rely on my others for help in the hall. This is to avoid a story that touches the heart. That being said, it’s always good to study hard for an exam because this will boost your confidence and self esteem, but if you don't , if you sit with these categories of students during an exam, you are finished. I know that many other peeps might have also come across these categories of students Now let’s analyze the categories of students
1. The S.U : I think this should top the list. This reminds of an exam I did not prepare for when I was in 100lvl. This was because I had little or no interest in the course. Unfortunately for me, I sat beside a religious zealous lady (we all call them S.U). When things were getting out of hand, circumstances led me to call her to please save me from failure; and to my surprise this lady turned deaf ears then she flared up saying she’s wouldn’t do that because that is a violation of religious law. Thank God I managed to get a D
2. First to submit Booklet Students:
I don’t know if there’s a special mark awarded to students who submit their booklets first. When they manage to answer all their questions, they will quickly zoom off to submit their booklets. This is done probably to intimidate other students, making them look like 0l0do
3. Photocopier: This is very funny. If you did not prepare for an exam and you happen to sit with students whose aim and objective is just to copy everything you have written word for word. This means that you all are most likely to submit empty booklets.
4. Masquerade Carriers: These students always succeed in examination malpractice even if battalion of soldiers invigilate. However, I have observed that these students are always very observant and watchful just to avoid being caught. If you ask them for answers, they will keep posting you even though they have written 10 pages and your booklet is still empty.
5. Class Toppers: I don’t know if this also happens in other institutions. Majority of those who are the rockers of a department barely communicate with other students during an exam.
They are mostly quiet and will never do side talks. If you don’t study hard for an exam and you sit with them thinking your prayers are answered. Be rest assured that failure is your friend.
6. The Boastful: This normally happens in the first year (ND1 and 100l). During the first semester, these categories of students will always ask questions during lectures probably to show that they understand the lecture better than others and give the impression that they know it all. Don’t be misled by their acts because many gullible freshers will be clustered around them in a bid to make friends with them. If you rely on them during exams, you are finished !
7. The ITK (I too know): These students will copy your answers, but when you ask them for their own answers, they will tell you to be patient with them. (If i hear say dem tell u),
8. The night class goers: This can be sometimes deceiving. That a student leaves the class at 11pm reading is not an indication of brilliance. Some of them may not be as brilliant as you think. If you are misled by this and you rush to sit with them during an exam, you might end up biting your finger.
9. The proud dummies: These ones know nothing but because they hold themselves in high esteem, they will not ask you for answers and will not tell you either. This is because they know that the breeze will expose the anus of the chicken when they tell you what they have written
10. Add yours
Source: Tosyne2much
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